Nativity Cock-Ups

The Independent has a funny article from Gervase Phinn as he reflects on some memorable festive muddles from nativity plays - from grumpy innkeepers to nit-ridden Virgin Marys.  My favourite? 

In one Nativity play Mary cradled a large doll with a mass of blond curls but as she rocked it in her arms it suddenly began to speak in a tinny American accent: "Hi, my name's Tammy and I need by diapers changing. Hi, my name's Tammy and I need by diapers changing. Hi, my name's Tammy and I need by diapers changing."

I'm glad I wasn't there - It would give me the giggles and I wouldn't be able to stop.  Check out the rest at the Independent Website.